So, random stuff.

Rae is being mean. Make him stop. *hides*

The prince at the end of Disney's Beauty and the Beast is such a flaming queen. Really. Check it out. You so half expect him to break into "Somewhere Over The Rainbow".

In flagrante delicto literally means "while the crime is blazing".

My sister brought out an old copy of our (well, her) school magazine which had the following classy quote in it:
"A object is a thing that is having a verb done to it" - some English teacher from my sister's school

Verb: Who's your daddy?
Object: Oh, yes, do me, do me!

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*cough* Shut up. It's late.


I have so much wax in my hair that I'm starting to resemble...something very waxy. And yet my hair will still not stay up. Am seriously tempted to try another round of the scissors to make it shorter. Perhaps if I use hairspray as well? Is there anyone who spikes their hair and can give advice here?

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I can't believe that Fox is beating Tybalt 28 votes to 16! I would have thought it would have at the very least have been more even...

Here's my take (I voted Tybalt, after much indecision):
Fox: *flexes muscles* I'm not sure why you even bothered to show up. You'll be going home in a paper bag. *keeps posturing*
Tybalt: *blinks, hits Fox over the head with a chair and kicks him "inna fork"*
Fox: *eyes watering, crumples slowly to the ground*
Tybalt: *walks away*
Fox: Hey, this isn't over!
...Collin, a bit of help?
Collin: Hell no, this is your fault.


Had a shiteful today today. Started when mother decided to get me up at 9.30 (I'm sorry, but that's just obscene on a Sunday), and between my father telling me that I'm a fat lard-arse who needs to lose weight (not quite in those words) and my sister telling me to get a job, I have not had fun. For fuck's sake, it's not as though I'm in the plus sizes! I'm a size 14. Why the HELL can't I get trousers that fit and look good??

Today will be over soon. This is a Good Thing.