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Feb. 23rd, 2003 08:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
changelingI can't believe that Fox is beating Tybalt 28 votes to 16! I would have thought it would have at the very least have been more even...
Here's my take (I voted Tybalt, after much indecision):
Fox: *flexes muscles* I'm not sure why you even bothered to show up. You'll be going home in a paper bag. *keeps posturing*
Tybalt: *blinks, hits Fox over the head with a chair and kicks him "inna fork"*
Fox: *eyes watering, crumples slowly to the ground*
Tybalt: *walks away*
Fox: Hey, this isn't over!
...Collin, a bit of help?
Collin: Hell no, this is your fault.
Had a shiteful today today. Started when mother decided to get me up at 9.30 (I'm sorry, but that's just obscene on a Sunday), and between my father telling me that I'm a fat lard-arse who needs to lose weight (not quite in those words) and my sister telling me to get a job, I have not had fun. For fuck's sake, it's not as though I'm in the plus sizes! I'm a size 14. Why the HELL can't I get trousers that fit and look good??
Today will be over soon. This is a Good Thing.
Here's my take (I voted Tybalt, after much indecision):
Fox: *flexes muscles* I'm not sure why you even bothered to show up. You'll be going home in a paper bag. *keeps posturing*
Tybalt: *blinks, hits Fox over the head with a chair and kicks him "inna fork"*
Fox: *eyes watering, crumples slowly to the ground*
Tybalt: *walks away*
Fox: Hey, this isn't over!
...Collin, a bit of help?
Collin: Hell no, this is your fault.
Had a shiteful today today. Started when mother decided to get me up at 9.30 (I'm sorry, but that's just obscene on a Sunday), and between my father telling me that I'm a fat lard-arse who needs to lose weight (not quite in those words) and my sister telling me to get a job, I have not had fun. For fuck's sake, it's not as though I'm in the plus sizes! I'm a size 14. Why the HELL can't I get trousers that fit and look good??
Today will be over soon. This is a Good Thing.
