*snickers* It's funny cos it's ALL TRUE.
Aug. 2nd, 2002 12:37 amOn our PM, John Howard:
"...John Howard is by far the dullest man in Australia. Imagine a very committed funeral home director -- someone whose burning ambition from the age of eleven was to be a funeral home director, whose proudest achievement in adulthood was to be elected president of the Queanbeyan and District Funeral Home Directors' Association -- then halve his personality and halve it again, and you have pretty well got John Howard." - Bill Bryson, Down Under.
Watched the Comedy Debate last night. Rove McManus made a remark that if some intern had gone to the press and announced that she'd slept with our Head of State, Australians as a whole would all go, "Yeah, RIGHT!".
Howard's a git.
"...John Howard is by far the dullest man in Australia. Imagine a very committed funeral home director -- someone whose burning ambition from the age of eleven was to be a funeral home director, whose proudest achievement in adulthood was to be elected president of the Queanbeyan and District Funeral Home Directors' Association -- then halve his personality and halve it again, and you have pretty well got John Howard." - Bill Bryson, Down Under.
Watched the Comedy Debate last night. Rove McManus made a remark that if some intern had gone to the press and announced that she'd slept with our Head of State, Australians as a whole would all go, "Yeah, RIGHT!".
Howard's a git.