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[changeling]

Daria (to herself): Well, your honor, she was born; she acted like a total pain for 15 years, and somewhere along the line, I
took an icepick and stabbed her 50 times. So it wasn't really my fault.
--"Sacked Out"

Oh, my god. So wrong, so horribly, horribly wrong, and yet, so damn funny. Yay for Cairnsy's fic!!!