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Feb. 24th, 2002 08:47 pmDammit, I wish I could draw. I keep coming up with these wonderfully complex scripts that I could never in a million years pull off, try though I might. Grr.
In other news, I hate being fucking female, and the monthly curse that entails. Why couldn't I have been born without a womb? Couldn't the higher power (Chance, if nothing else) have seen fit to give some poor well-deserving motherly soul my fucking curse? Someone who could actually use it. I'm as likely to take up mollycoddling my eggs as I am to...become a devout Christian. Or something. I don't know.
And now to sport. Phillip?
Yes, we're crossing live to the table-tennis as we speak...
Thock. Tock Thock. Tock Thock. Tock Tock Tock Tock....
"Oops. My bad."
Point to Yugoslavia.
Does anyone know if Yugoslavia is still a country? I'm sure it's not. Still, it's a fun word to say. Like quibble, or furtive.
In other news, I hate being fucking female, and the monthly curse that entails. Why couldn't I have been born without a womb? Couldn't the higher power (Chance, if nothing else) have seen fit to give some poor well-deserving motherly soul my fucking curse? Someone who could actually use it. I'm as likely to take up mollycoddling my eggs as I am to...become a devout Christian. Or something. I don't know.
And now to sport. Phillip?
Yes, we're crossing live to the table-tennis as we speak...
Thock. Tock Thock. Tock Thock. Tock Tock Tock Tock....
"Oops. My bad."
Point to Yugoslavia.
Does anyone know if Yugoslavia is still a country? I'm sure it's not. Still, it's a fun word to say. Like quibble, or furtive.
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Date: 2002-02-24 04:14 am (UTC)And yes, Yugoslavia is still a country. For a time, it was still a 'colony' or 'state' of the Russian Confederacy thingy, but I believe they've ceded from the USSR.
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Date: 2002-02-24 04:58 am (UTC)And I can't just draw random stuff when what I want is eg someone reading a napkin.
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Date: 2002-02-24 05:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-02-24 05:51 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-02-24 06:00 am (UTC)As for Yugoslavia.. I can't remember.
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Date: 2002-02-24 07:57 pm (UTC)*sighs*
Date: 2002-02-24 09:34 pm (UTC)Dear
Dear <insert name here>
<choose from: Happy Birthday/Seasons Greetings/Condolences>
From <insert name here>
*thwaps self* Damn. Forgot to fill out card...
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Date: 2002-02-25 04:22 am (UTC)