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Feb. 24th, 2002 08:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
changelingDammit, I wish I could draw. I keep coming up with these wonderfully complex scripts that I could never in a million years pull off, try though I might. Grr.
In other news, I hate being fucking female, and the monthly curse that entails. Why couldn't I have been born without a womb? Couldn't the higher power (Chance, if nothing else) have seen fit to give some poor well-deserving motherly soul my fucking curse? Someone who could actually use it. I'm as likely to take up mollycoddling my eggs as I am to...become a devout Christian. Or something. I don't know.
And now to sport. Phillip?
Yes, we're crossing live to the table-tennis as we speak...
Thock. Tock Thock. Tock Thock. Tock Tock Tock Tock....
"Oops. My bad."
Point to Yugoslavia.
Does anyone know if Yugoslavia is still a country? I'm sure it's not. Still, it's a fun word to say. Like quibble, or furtive.
In other news, I hate being fucking female, and the monthly curse that entails. Why couldn't I have been born without a womb? Couldn't the higher power (Chance, if nothing else) have seen fit to give some poor well-deserving motherly soul my fucking curse? Someone who could actually use it. I'm as likely to take up mollycoddling my eggs as I am to...become a devout Christian. Or something. I don't know.
And now to sport. Phillip?
Yes, we're crossing live to the table-tennis as we speak...
Thock. Tock Thock. Tock Thock. Tock Tock Tock Tock....
"Oops. My bad."
Point to Yugoslavia.
Does anyone know if Yugoslavia is still a country? I'm sure it's not. Still, it's a fun word to say. Like quibble, or furtive.