changeling | *blinks*

I just sneezed down my cleavage. Okaaaay.


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MWAHAHAHA. This is the funniest thing in the world, but it will be appreciated by TWO (2) people who read this journal: myself, and my sister. Possibly Nick, but not as much.


finishing my goddamn novel is love
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By the way, those reports that you can drown in a centimetre of bath water? True. What's also true is that you can drown in a mouthful of tea, should you breathe the wrong way, or whatever the fuck I did. Woo. Tea all over me, my room, and also my lungs. Which are, it turns out, the only part of me that does not appreciate a good Moroccan tea.

By the bye, does anyone know what happened to

dorukai? Am I out of the loop here, or what?

Went out for coffee with Bek. 'Twas enormous fun, though the post office worker did not let me lick the stamps, but gave me us some self-adhesive ones. *slump* Still, I have all my December cards to (draw) write and post, so my fun is not yet over. It was great to spend some time with her. She and I rarely meet up, and I really enjoyed talking to her. I was sad when I had to go home, but I daresay she had lots of things to do, most of which did not involve being kind beyond all reason to me, and also listening to me prattle. But it was enormous fun! And I do hope we shall

... Oh god. I just got an idea for a Christmas card. *dies laughing* I do hope people realise my cards will not be ... er, worksafe. Or religious parents safe. Necessarily. And might be a little ... high on the gore content.

... I may do a poll later for people to request slightly ... more bland cards. Maybe. But then, you guys should know my sense of humour by now? And how it can be a little ... black.

Shit. Computer crashing. May post this and pick up where I left off later.