How to piss off your sister

[changeling]

(and destroy her will to live)

1. Ensure that firstly she has been suffering from sleep deprivation for about week and also has an early start the next day


2. When she is starting to think of going to bed, tell her you're going out and ask her to pick you up from the last train.


3. Miss the last train, but don't tell your sister.


4. Wait until she calls, then tell her you lost track of time and will catch the Night Rider.


5. Call her at 2.30am and tell her you fell asleep and missed your stop. Will she come and pick you up?


6. She will tell you to catch a taxi. Curse her name.


7. Don't catch the taxi. Instead, walk from the frightening, druggie-infested station.


8. Enjoy that warm fuzzy feeling in your stomach that your sister will not be able to sleep because it's half an hour after you originally called and you're still not home.


9. 3.30am and you're sister's still awake. Well done.

Guess who has work this morning.

Comments

[buhfly.livejournal.com]

*cuddlepets* *smacks your sister* BAD.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

It was kinda bad timing on her part, because normally I really can pick her up from the last train, and calling me at 2.30 usually means I'm still up.

[billradish.livejournal.com]

...ack. *huggs*

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Yeah. *turns zombie, nibbles on your braaaain.*

[billradish.livejournal.com]

What brain?

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

*puzzles* So what's the grey squishy stuff, then?

[billradish.livejournal.com]

Ah, sorry. That would be lint. It tends to get damp in there.

*halo*

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Aw. And I had my heart set on brains.

[fineliner.livejournal.com]

yikes *hugs* you poor thing.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Survived work. Luckily it was only a 3-hour shift.

[darketherdream.livejournal.com]

Oooow my eyes sting for you.