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Jan. 14th, 2004 09:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
changeling*blinks* I think JK may have read Molesworth. I'm flipping through How to be Topp by Willans and Searle (the chapter titled "Akquire Culture and Keep the Brane Clean" in specific) and I come across Molesworth talking about Latin plays. He puts one down for our enjoyment:
THE HOGWARTS
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MARCUS PLAUTUS MOLESWORTHUS
Just about indesputable proof, I'd say. Eheu!
Strawberry mousse (according to me)
Ingredients:
1 punnet of strawberries
1/2 cup sugar
1 egg white
300mL container of cream
THE HOGWARTS
by
MARCUS PLAUTUS MOLESWORTHUS
Just about indesputable proof, I'd say. Eheu!
Strawberry mousse (according to me)
Ingredients:
1 punnet of strawberries
1/2 cup sugar
1 egg white
300mL container of cream
- Pull green tufty things off strawberries. Wash the berries. Puree them in food processor (or with handy cat).
- Put sugar, egg white and cream into large bowl.
- Realise that it was supposed to be sugar, egg white and strawberries in bowl. Cream is added later. Swear.
- Eat dinner. Drive to shops to purchase new container of cream.
- Put sugar and egg white into large mixing bowl. Begin to whip. Wonder why such a small quantity.
- Realise self is utterly stupid; add strawberries. Beat until it's *ahem* hard. You know what I mean.
- Get small bowl out to pour cream into so as to fold it into pink mess in large bowl.
- Have sister intervene and wonder whether one is supposed to whip the cream first.
- Scoff at sister.
- Check recipe.
- Note that though recipe has no step saying "whip the cream", recipe actually says "300 mL cream, whipped". Swear. Thank the gods that sister put her interfering nose in again.
- Whip cream.
- Fold cream into pink slathery stuff. Transfer into dishes for serving, or put in fridge for later.
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Date: 2004-01-14 02:38 am (UTC)Urgently require instructions re cat pureeing fruit. Have only managed in 14 years to teach cat to lick between toes. (mine, that is)
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Date: 2004-01-14 02:48 am (UTC)mousse is irresistable. Could not stop despite full stomach. Feel bloated
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Date: 2004-01-14 04:08 am (UTC)And now my brain just went to a scary Eowyn/Odysseus place..."I am no man!"
Ahem. Sorry.
I trust you!
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Date: 2004-01-14 03:27 am (UTC)*smacks self in head and runs off to eat a cactus*
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