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Firstly, the Real Life incident alluded to in the previous post has been solved. So far. I think. This is a good thing.

So. My youngest sister now has a LJ. I suggested she get one this evening, as I understood that Jacinta wanted to get in contact with her.

I've been putting this off for some time, as my journal has never exactly been kid-friendly (and when I'm 20, and you're 12, you're a kid. There is no argument here. Just the same as you were a little kid when you were 5. Just because you didn't believe it, doesn't mean it's not true). I have all these high ideals now to use LJ-cuts (which reminds me: I should probably teach the kid how to use them) and/or filters, and perhaps a cute little acronym, like [livejournal.com profile] copperbadge does. I reckon this will last a week, at most. Then it'll be back to the regular content, with swearing and so forth. Kara will be reading porn, and comics of dubious taste. And quite probably fanfiction involving Ron and the Giant Squid in compromising positions. Perhaps I should just tell her to not read any sentence that has the word "slash" in it. And to not follow any links I post in my LJ. Really. They all lead to soul-bendingly evil stuff. And not in a good way.

Good lord, I'm going to lose my elder sister licence, aren't I?

So the kid's been saying that I've been trying to get her to get one [LJ] for some time, but this is an extension of the truth, or what we used to call "lying". I really haven't been trying that hard. If I had, she would have had one by now. Trust me on this. You know what she says to me straight away? "I don't even like pink." So suggest a username, so I don't get desperate and suggest something random. And if the latter happens, don't accept something that you don't want to be associated with. "It sounded cool," she said. On another note, she used the word "abyss" in her first entry. I'm so damn proud.

In a not-suitable-for-Kara kind of moment, I listened to the song by Pansy Division called Bill and Ted's Homosexual Adventure. It disturbed me. I don't think I ever want to sleep again.

Also, the dictionary tells me that it has one entry listed for "anacronym", but it lies. It LIES like a lying thing.

I've been watching Zim. And reading "The Story About The Baby." Can you tell? I actually laughed so hard at the latter (I'd been standing up at the time), I lost my balance and nearly fell over and brained myself on the sharp corners of the yellow box that holds my craft stuff. I was amused to find an online saying coming true. Right up to the point where my brain fell on the floor.

Also, if I may be permitted to use an American expression here for a moment, imageless browsing SUCKS ASS. It hoovers donkey. I'm serious about this. Damn, when does this month end?

Date: 2003-11-21 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darketherdream.livejournal.com
Perhaps I should just tell her to not read any sentence that has the word "slash" in it. And to not follow any links I post in my LJ. Really

she's 12? that'll only make her want to click the links and LJ cuts and so on. Tell here there's something horrendously mind-numbingly boring under the cut. Like mathematical formulas or a DVD player set-up instructions.

Date: 2003-11-21 07:51 pm (UTC)
ext_12944: (richard)
From: [identity profile] delirieuse.livejournal.com
*snerks* Nah, she's a good kid. And I'm sure she won't look. Especially since I could still beat her up.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darketherdream.livejournal.com

oh, yeah, you still have the power to beat her up, that's always something you could use.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:14 pm (UTC)
ext_12944: (curious)
From: [identity profile] delirieuse.livejournal.com
Well, exactly. Because what else am I going to use for kicks these days?

Date: 2003-11-21 07:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pink-spiral.livejournal.com
Dani i think your "Elderly Sister License" was lost a long time ago.....somewhere between the making up the "Morania Robbers" and always pushing me underwater when we were at the pools so i couldn't breathe.............

Date: 2003-11-21 07:50 pm (UTC)
ext_12944: (jeeves puzzler)
From: [identity profile] delirieuse.livejournal.com
Hey. The Moronee Robbers were a joint creation of both Nyssa and myself, and were simply the extension of elder sister privileges. Nothing wrong with that. The older sisters are supposed to frighten the bejeezus out of younger sisters. It's in our contract.

Also, "licence" is the noun, "license" is the verb.

And I never pushed you underwater at the pools. That's a vicious lie.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pink-spiral.livejournal.com
Yeah i WAS going to spell it "licence" but the spell cheaker told me it was wrong! It isnt my fault

Date: 2003-11-21 08:37 pm (UTC)
ext_12944: (stoopid)
From: [identity profile] delirieuse.livejournal.com
(*coughs* Checker. Not cheaker.)

Yeah, that's because the spell checker's American, and an American a long time ago decided that differentiating between verbs and nouns was too hard. And they wonder why their country's going down the toilet.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pink-spiral.livejournal.com
Well i am ever so sorry Ms Danika Queen of Spelling and Grammer. I wont make that mistake again

Date: 2003-11-21 08:47 pm (UTC)
ext_12944: (heartspam)
From: [identity profile] delirieuse.livejournal.com
Well, how are you to learn if I don't show you where you make mistakes? It's how I show my love.
And won't has an apostrophe.

Date: 2003-11-22 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfudge.livejournal.com
*cough* spelling nazi *cough cough*

Date: 2003-11-22 06:03 am (UTC)
ext_12944: (revolutionary)
From: [identity profile] delirieuse.livejournal.com
You've got to catch 'em while they're young.

Date: 2003-11-21 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nys.livejournal.com
Yeah. Pfff.. at least get the spelling right. You're insulting their existence.
Besides, we were just preparing you for the real world; everyone gets knocked down. Haha.

Guh.

Date: 2003-11-21 09:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twelveeyes.livejournal.com
Will never, ever, get my brother an LJ. Never.

Date: 2003-11-21 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tycho.livejournal.com
o_O?!!
There's a licence for being an Elder Sibling? Uh oh. * whistles innocently and finds a good forger. * So there's some sort of sibling police out there. Hmmm, I wonder what they're called and what my file looks like now.

*shrugs* On the other hand, better that she learn such things from her siblings rather than some sort of random stranger off the internet/street/schoolyard. And at least siblings tend to be there for the emotional support, if not the explanations.

Date: 2003-11-22 06:05 am (UTC)
ext_12944: (hey ho)
From: [identity profile] delirieuse.livejournal.com
Well, I sure as hell don't want *you* explaning furries to my innocent sister. There's shit she doesn't need to know.

Date: 2003-11-22 08:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tycho.livejournal.com
* nods * That's certainly true. There's alot of which people do not need me explaining. Though, I'd be more creeped out that many of us are attending a party which could be mistaken as a furry convention.

Date: 2003-11-22 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notfudge.livejournal.com
it just occured to me that u might nt b readin my litle sistas journal [livejournal.com profile] vivienland, check out her spelling and her rant about me, then come bac & complane abut ur sista. did i spel sumthin rong?

Date: 2003-11-22 06:06 am (UTC)
ext_12944: (evil revolutionary)
From: [identity profile] delirieuse.livejournal.com
I'm not complaining. It's how I show my love.

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