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[changeling]

If I seem to be absent, it's because of this play from hell, AKA The Scottish Play. It's really very good, so come watch it.

Things I have learnt from this play:
* No matter how obvious you are about the fact that you've killed people, your servants will never nark. They don't have any personality at all... besides being transvestites, that is.
* There is only one guy who does all messenging; to both you and your enemies. That's why he's always out of breath.
* Your most trusted lieutenant is also the most trusted lieutenant of the other side. Luckily, he doesn't reveal your battle strategies... mostly because your only strategy is "I can't die yet!"
* Don't trust any man in a flannel shirt and a beanie. He's a murderer. He probably has a knife.

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[tycho.livejournal.com]

Oh, ok. ^_^;