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[changeling]

alanafish, who was just making trouble. I can tell.


1) Why are there so many memes floating around on LJ? Where did they come from? What purpose do they serve? Do these four questions count as one?
Because of a glitch in the matrix; there are less real people than you think. Programs are less capable of independant thought than real people.
The same place spam comes from. Someone who just wants to make trouble and/or has far too much time on his/her hands. Some of them are actually programs in their own right, and have cross-multiplied; they are the viruses of LJ, in the same way that language or fads are viruses.
They can serve several purposes: to entertain, to weed out the "real" people from the programs, and to prove that I really am Brian Molko from Placebo, deep down.
Sinople.

2) What's your most horrific food related incident?
Hmm. I haven't had any horrific ones... and believe me, I'm racking my brain. My dad's friend once ate so much wasabi on her sushi (before she knew of its l33t powers) that she passed out. Let's pretend that happened to me. I think passing out would be cool. <- this probably says a lot about me.

3) If you were a song (music only, not the lyrics) what would you be and why?
Music only? DAMN YOU!! Otherwise I could have said Adam's Song, for its mixture of the happy (music) and the sad (lyrics).
So music. Hmm.
How about Lestat's [danceofsomedescription] from the Interview with the Vampire soundtrack? It's got that wonderful manicness, while being old-fashioned (and we know about my preference for fashion and some spellings) and groovy.

4) Does anyone use tea cozies anymore?
In Uganda they are used for fertility rites involving the umbilical cord of the mother and three seeds from a certain tree.

5) What's the most bizarre thing that's ever happened to you?
Again, I'm not a big one for having strange things happen to me. I'm more the cause of them in other people.
*thinks* Actually having had two boys bet on which one would take me out. That's fighting, of a sort. And I ain't that stunning... I blame their being in a boys school with naught to compare to.

Comments

[semplice.livejournal.com]

*giggles* You entertain me so very much. Thanks for your wonderful answers.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

*bows* My pleasure.

[semplice.livejournal.com]

And might I add that you are more than stunning enough to have two boys fighting over you.

[semplice.livejournal.com]

Not that it'd get them far... *g*

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

*grins* Depends how pretty. On the gay scale, where 1 is completely straight, and 10 is completely gay, I'd say I'm a nine. I'd turn for some. It's just kinda unlikely.

[semplice.livejournal.com]

Were the boys in question pretty enough?
Speaking of pretty.. *continues to play with Orlando* damn this game and its addictiveness!

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

What is this Orlando game?

I'm more of a Johnny-Depp-with-English-accent person, m'self.

[semplice.livejournal.com]

http://www.splinter.bravepages.com/mahjongg/bloommahjongg/index.html

mah jongg. There's probably a Johnny Depp one out there, you know.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

I can't get it to work... I could open IE, but that's just effort.

Meh. I'll play later.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

You're sweet! I can't say I've ever been called stunning before...

cute, all the damn time. But not stunning. *snugs*

[semplice.livejournal.com]

I cannot tell a lie.
Well, actually, that's a lie in itself because we know I CAN.
But in this instance I choose not to. *g*. You are stunning. Inside as well as out. *huggles*

Mwahahaa!! I'm a krilite!!

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Aw. *melts into pile of goop*


...

Ew.


*snugs*

Re: Mwahahaa!! I'm a krilite!!

[semplice.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*
krilite!Dani... Hee.

Re: Mwahahaa!! I'm a krilite!!

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Oh, how I want a picture of that.