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"Fanny" does not connotate your arse to Brits and Australians. It means a girl's *cough* private parts. Ergo, the concept of a "fanny pack" almost has me fall off my chair laughing.
We here call it a "bum bag".
We here call it a "bum bag".
Feb. 12th, 2005
Spam, spam, spam, spam ...
Feb. 12th, 2005 09:35 pmDon't forget, folks! It's National Spam Day tomorrow!
Ever walked past that little section of the supermarket where the meat comes in tins and wondered? Feeling bitter about Valentine's Day and want to stage a protest against the Hallmark commercialism of it all using luncheon meat? Ever wondered what Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam would taste like?
Wonder no more! In honour of National Spam Day (February 13th), buy a tin of spam and eat it. Share it with your friends. Honour that most holy of luncheon meats, and take part in National Spam Day, sacred to the Holy Half-a-Dozen, Monty Python.
Ever walked past that little section of the supermarket where the meat comes in tins and wondered? Feeling bitter about Valentine's Day and want to stage a protest against the Hallmark commercialism of it all using luncheon meat? Ever wondered what Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam would taste like?
Wonder no more! In honour of National Spam Day (February 13th), buy a tin of spam and eat it. Share it with your friends. Honour that most holy of luncheon meats, and take part in National Spam Day, sacred to the Holy Half-a-Dozen, Monty Python.