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I spent all last night dreaming Boy Meets Boy. I'm very disturbed. There were a whole sequence of dreams. I don't remember all of them, but I know that in one of them I was Harley (don't ask) and we were playing for Australia Day, but we'd forgotten our instruments. Also, for no apparent reason, 'Sheequa was completely absent, and Mik was part of the band.

Did get some snogging in with a chick (worried briefly about turning straight), and also got a snog with Skids. Cy didn't seem to mind. Odd.

In another one of the dreams, I read a new BoyMeetsBoy comic. Could still remember it when I broke up, and is actually semi-funny, and makes sense, not just dream-sense.

Heeeere bandwagon...

THE VERY SECRET DIARY OF PEREGRIN
(Apologies to Cassandra Claire and JRR Tolkein, but not to Laim)

Day One:
Found out alcohol comes in pints. Feeling a bit squiffy. Think Merri tried to cop a feel when helping me up from the floor.

Day Two:
Sam sulking because tall, dark handsome man now in contest with him for Frodo's affections. Think I worked out why he's called Strider.

Day Three:
Frodo stabbed by Morgul Blade. Worried that this will alter the sexual dynamics of the group. Jealous that Frodo gets all the action. Wonder if Merri would pay more attention to me if I got stabbed by a Morgul Blade?

Day Six:
Sam seems to be spending inordinate amount of time in bath-house with unconscious Frodo. Merri buggered off, following Strider around like puppy dog. V. jealous. Wonder if he would like me more if I was unconscious?

Day Seven:
Think Elrond was trying to be impressive during secret meeting. Just looked like he swallowed a large whelk, though. We leave tomorrow for secret & important adventure, which means more time with Merri. Huzzah!

Day Eight:
Weapons training with Boromir. Think I caught him perving on Merri. Kicked him in the nadgers.

Day Nine:
Unpleasant time tramping through mountains. Concerned about the close proximity of certain body parts to cold wet snow. Boromir & Aragorn had tussle over affections of Frodo. Wonder why he's so popular? Possibly due to magic ring.

Day Ten:
Party was attacked by large tentacled monster. Legolas managed to help fend it off, while still maintaining his suave demeanor. I'm sure I saw Aragorn checking him out. Boromir will be jealous. Think he only wants ring so Aragorn will pay him attention. Wonder if Merri would like me more if I had a ring?

Day Eleven:
Stupid dark dwarf city thing. Can't see hand in front of face half the time, and suspect Aragorn is toying with affections of Merri while I can't see. Stupid Strider.

Day Twelve:
Gandalf fell to fiery death without so much as saying goodbye, or cooking some tomatoes for us. Mines of Moria still dark, but suspect Gimli trying to snog Merri. Stupid dwarf.

Day Thirteen:
Lothlorien. Decided to move on with my life and get over Merri. Wonder if Gimli's single? Think Aragorn tried to chat up Galadriel. Failed miserably. Think if he tries that again, he'll have to carry his teeth home in a prophetic pool. Or something.

Day Fourteen:
Gimli seasick, Merri and I friends again. Huzzah! Got to sit in his lap while paddling boat.

Day Fifteen:
Boromir dead. Aragorn kissed him before he died. Think Aragorn would sleep with anything that moves. Merri and I captured by orcs. Bad situation. On the up side, Gimli left behind. Frodo buggered off in our hour of need. Sam will be furious.

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You will marry LEGOLAS from Lord of the Rings, live in an ancient elven palace in the middle of the forest, and spend your days walking on top of snow and rowing ivory boats and just being beautiful.

What's YOUR M * A * S * H future?

He's MINE!! Mwahaha...