My Weekend: the Short Version.
Saturday
o Last Relic show
o First half of bump-out
o Relic afterparty
o Selected highlights from Relic: The Musical including such show-stopping numbers as "Temple, Take My Baby", "Knocking Up the Slave Girl" and "Everyone's Dead (Except You and Me)". Also highlights from two bonus songs: "Sweet Goddess" and "Not On Your Feet (On Your Precious Fertile Belly)"
o Gave Saxon's number to Danielle, who I bullied into helping us with our show next semester.
o Emma and I left for her place (across the road) as we're dags who don't dance and I had a headache.
o Played the four Marvin the Paranoid Android songs for her. She played some Goon Show and Tom Lehrer. Spontaneously decide to join her on horse ride tomorrow.
o Finally go to bed at 4
Sunday
o Wake up at 7, having had an hour's or two's sleep.
o Go to uni, extracting finances from onsite ATM. Unexpectedly meet Cassie, who went to school with.
o Sign unique waiver as membership forms to Melb Uni Horse Riding Club unavailable. Waiver reads: "Will not sue".
o Bundle into Ashley (or possibly Ashleigh...didn't ask)'s car as he's the Buffy fan for this trip. Cassie, Em, Ashley and I sing along to Buffy: the Musical (AKA Once More With Feeling). Lose voice a couple of times due to evil cold and manky throat.
o Stop at Maccas for breakfast. Wonder where standards went. Mmm....hash brown.
o Find out that place we're riding at is exact same place I went riding at the only other time I rode a horse. Synchronous...
o Spend a ridiculously long time waiting for a horse. Get horse. (Called Cody.) Spend ridiculously long time on top of horse, waiting for horse to be assigned to rest of party.
o Decide horse is evil, for the hell of it.
o Start to ride and discover that horse is indeed evil.
o Start to regret coming horse riding. Swear an awful lot at horse as he does not seem to understand the idea of "fast" or "canter" and would quite clearly rather stand still. Get worried at the fact that he seems to wheeze an awful lot whenever asked to do anything remotely challenging, like walk up a slope.
o Although everyone else really enjoys cantering, start hating whenever the leader suggests everyone canter as it means I'm going to spend the next 200 metres bouncing up and down as my horse trots instead.
o Feet forward, heels down, and keep the reins short.
o Have morning tea. Get to the tin late, and everyone's nicked the chocolate biscuits.
o Have ride magically improve somehow. Perhaps is new-found talent? Perhaps the horse has finally worked out how to canter...
o Become a little worried when small pink rope at the front of the saddle breaks off. Hold on to saddle when galloping instead.
o Finish ride and virtuously stretch muscles to avoid muscular discomfort.
o Be pleasantly surprised when some random person on the tram home asks whether I've been in a uni production, whether it was Relic, and whether I was Artemisia. Answering in the affirmative, she says she enjoyed it. Huzzah!
o Set alarm for 8am as promised Emma I'd come and help bump out lights at 10am.
Monday Bonus!
o Fail to get up. Switch alarm off, pick up phone to SMS Emma. Fall asleep with phone on pillow. Wake up three hours later (11am), text her to say I won't be there.

What Type of Villain are You?
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Katmer, your Relationship IQ is 131
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Relationship IQ test.
Your Relationship IQ score is a number that measures your general knowledge of how people should behave in relationships. But we also took a look at how you behave in your relationships.
Your test results tell us that your greatest relationship strength is expressing your intimate feelings while your weakest is .
I, also, do not have a weakest. :)
However, if I'm so great in a relationship, why am I terminally single??

:: how jedi are you? ::
It's because I said I wanted to get into Senator Padme's pants, isn't it?
Spike: We're out of Wheat-a-Bix.
Rupert Giles: We are out of Wheat-a-Bix because you ate it all. Again.
Spike: Get some more.
Rupert Giles: I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood.
Spike: Yeah, well, sometimes I like to crumble up the Wheat-a-Bix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.
Rupert Giles: Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself.
Spike: Sissy.
*giggles* I love Spike. *grins*
Saturday
o Last Relic show
o First half of bump-out
o Relic afterparty
o Selected highlights from Relic: The Musical including such show-stopping numbers as "Temple, Take My Baby", "Knocking Up the Slave Girl" and "Everyone's Dead (Except You and Me)". Also highlights from two bonus songs: "Sweet Goddess" and "Not On Your Feet (On Your Precious Fertile Belly)"
o Gave Saxon's number to Danielle, who I bullied into helping us with our show next semester.
o Emma and I left for her place (across the road) as we're dags who don't dance and I had a headache.
o Played the four Marvin the Paranoid Android songs for her. She played some Goon Show and Tom Lehrer. Spontaneously decide to join her on horse ride tomorrow.
o Finally go to bed at 4
Sunday
o Wake up at 7, having had an hour's or two's sleep.
o Go to uni, extracting finances from onsite ATM. Unexpectedly meet Cassie, who went to school with.
o Sign unique waiver as membership forms to Melb Uni Horse Riding Club unavailable. Waiver reads: "Will not sue".
o Bundle into Ashley (or possibly Ashleigh...didn't ask)'s car as he's the Buffy fan for this trip. Cassie, Em, Ashley and I sing along to Buffy: the Musical (AKA Once More With Feeling). Lose voice a couple of times due to evil cold and manky throat.
o Stop at Maccas for breakfast. Wonder where standards went. Mmm....hash brown.
o Find out that place we're riding at is exact same place I went riding at the only other time I rode a horse. Synchronous...
o Spend a ridiculously long time waiting for a horse. Get horse. (Called Cody.) Spend ridiculously long time on top of horse, waiting for horse to be assigned to rest of party.
o Decide horse is evil, for the hell of it.
o Start to ride and discover that horse is indeed evil.
o Start to regret coming horse riding. Swear an awful lot at horse as he does not seem to understand the idea of "fast" or "canter" and would quite clearly rather stand still. Get worried at the fact that he seems to wheeze an awful lot whenever asked to do anything remotely challenging, like walk up a slope.
o Although everyone else really enjoys cantering, start hating whenever the leader suggests everyone canter as it means I'm going to spend the next 200 metres bouncing up and down as my horse trots instead.
o Feet forward, heels down, and keep the reins short.
o Have morning tea. Get to the tin late, and everyone's nicked the chocolate biscuits.
o Have ride magically improve somehow. Perhaps is new-found talent? Perhaps the horse has finally worked out how to canter...
o Become a little worried when small pink rope at the front of the saddle breaks off. Hold on to saddle when galloping instead.
o Finish ride and virtuously stretch muscles to avoid muscular discomfort.
o Be pleasantly surprised when some random person on the tram home asks whether I've been in a uni production, whether it was Relic, and whether I was Artemisia. Answering in the affirmative, she says she enjoyed it. Huzzah!
o Set alarm for 8am as promised Emma I'd come and help bump out lights at 10am.
Monday Bonus!
o Fail to get up. Switch alarm off, pick up phone to SMS Emma. Fall asleep with phone on pillow. Wake up three hours later (11am), text her to say I won't be there.

What Type of Villain are You?
mutedfaith.com /
>
Katmer, your Relationship IQ is 131
This number is the result of a formula based on how many questions you answered correctly on Emode's Relationship IQ test.
Your Relationship IQ score is a number that measures your general knowledge of how people should behave in relationships. But we also took a look at how you behave in your relationships.
Your test results tell us that your greatest relationship strength is expressing your intimate feelings while your weakest is .
I, also, do not have a weakest. :)
However, if I'm so great in a relationship, why am I terminally single??

:: how jedi are you? ::
It's because I said I wanted to get into Senator Padme's pants, isn't it?
Spike: We're out of Wheat-a-Bix.
Rupert Giles: We are out of Wheat-a-Bix because you ate it all. Again.
Spike: Get some more.
Rupert Giles: I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood.
Spike: Yeah, well, sometimes I like to crumble up the Wheat-a-Bix in the blood. Gives it a little texture.
Rupert Giles: Since the picture you just painted means that I will never touch food of any kind again, you'll just have to pick it up yourself.
Spike: Sissy.
*giggles* I love Spike. *grins*