Open Infatuation Junkie

[changeling]

Okay, okay, I admit it. I was watching Sex in the City for Miranda. Can I help it? I have a thing for redheads. Jeez, I can't stand being single any longer. I was starting to fancy Carrie, and usually I find blondes slightly more attractive than plague victims. (I don't know why, I've never been in for psychoanalysis.)

Dammit, if there's someone out there for everyone, why can't I even find a nice girl who's completely wrong for me but is willing to give me a little affection?