FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.

[changeling]

Dear new computer:

I hate you.
I hate you.
Please die.

Dear new operating system:

What. The. Shit. Why are you so retarded? Why do you make everything a big fuss? Why is the only way of doing things the slow, retarded-user friendly way? I hate you. This is why I refused to update after Windows 98.

Dear new Netscape:

It's not cute that every time I start a new tab, you refuse to put my pointer in the address bar. In fact, it's really pissing me off. I know I gave you my number, but I think you find, should you ever call, that it's the number of the Chinese food shop down the road from your place.

Edited to add:
Dear soundcard:

Why the fuck won't you work? I wined you, I dined you, I bought you a diamond necklace. Why won't you answer my calls, you bitch?

Comments

[spirail.livejournal.com]

maybe i dont want a new computer

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

You don't download your email, though, do you? So you'll probably be OK.

[spirail.livejournal.com]

yes yes, taht probably is where your puta is haveing issues

[naewinter.livejournal.com]

*smites M$*

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

*kicks Microsoft inna fork*

i know it sucks when someone says to use a different app

[nailer.livejournal.com]

Which more than likely will have its own minor issues.

But use Firefox. It shits all over IE and Netscape (and, for a more concrete explanation than 'shits all over', I'd like to point out that if any part of it annoys you, there's extensions to make it work the way you want).

Its only a 5MB download too.

Re: i know it sucks when someone says to use a different app

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

I use Firefox as well, but Firefox doesn't save groups of tabs like Netscape does, and I use that feature all the damn time. Firefox is my secondary browser.

Re: i know it sucks when someone says to use a different app

[nailer.livejournal.com]

Click Tools -> Extensions. I think there's something called 'Tab extensions' that does what you want.

PS. Hi *waves*. Does CG still meet anymore?

[sols-light.livejournal.com]

I have an interesting site for you...

www.mozilla.org

Enjoy a browser that doesn't cause your computer to have hernias every second page and an email client that even knows what an SMTP server is supposed to do.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

I use Firebird as well. And I use Thunderbird. It wiped all my old contacts and emails with the reinstallation of the OS.