Lost blatherings.
Dec. 18th, 2004 01:26 amSpoilers, but not really major ones. As in, if you read them, and have not yet seen the shows, you'll still have no idea of the plot.
"I'm the only Australian who loves peanut butter". What the shit? Please. As if we don't eat it too. We may not have peanut butter chocolate, but we have peanut butter Oreos here now, and is there a child who didn't eat peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoonparticularly while watching Lost at some stage?
And then there's the Crazy Claire Flashbacks where that Asian girl looks totally American. There's bunches of Asian Australians (is that even the right term?) but they don't look like Bronzed Amazonian princess types. This girl looks like the occasional Token Asian (TM) you have in those American Teenie movies. They're usually bitchy.
And then Claire's boyfriend comes back and is all, "We have drapes now". I have never heard an Australian say drapes (except possibly Steph, who doesn't count due to the "having lived in England" thing). It's curtains all the way. Although she has quite a broad Strine accent so maybe she's from Queensland. They do things differently there.
And some Melbourne woman is apparently called Arleen. And is not even Asian (the tradition among the Asian girls I went to school with was that if they were given Anglo-Saxon names, they would be exceedingly traditional, like "Grace" or "Clarissa"), or a Queenslander, or some odd ex-pat Texan. Arleen. BWAHAHAHA.
All the Australians are too clean and shiny. Very American Television.
Oh, FUCK OFF. That was ALL? Talk about your f----in' tenterhooks. Now what am I supposed to do? When's the next episode come out, anyway?
Now, I KNOW there was someone on my flist talking about Lost and their predictions as to what was going to happen, and the Snicker bitch and Sayid and Kate an' all, WHO WAS IT? It wasn't
cleolinda, though I've been reading her
posts as I go, and they are tres amusinge. And I don't think it was
yuki_onna, because she just did the one post, right? About episode 11? Come on, guys. 'Fess up. Or dob other people in. I want to read everyone else's Lost blatherings too.
"I'm the only Australian who loves peanut butter". What the shit? Please. As if we don't eat it too. We may not have peanut butter chocolate, but we have peanut butter Oreos here now, and is there a child who didn't eat peanut butter straight from the jar with a spoon
And then there's the Crazy Claire Flashbacks where that Asian girl looks totally American. There's bunches of Asian Australians (is that even the right term?) but they don't look like Bronzed Amazonian princess types. This girl looks like the occasional Token Asian (TM) you have in those American Teenie movies. They're usually bitchy.
And then Claire's boyfriend comes back and is all, "We have drapes now". I have never heard an Australian say drapes (except possibly Steph, who doesn't count due to the "having lived in England" thing). It's curtains all the way. Although she has quite a broad Strine accent so maybe she's from Queensland. They do things differently there.
And some Melbourne woman is apparently called Arleen. And is not even Asian (the tradition among the Asian girls I went to school with was that if they were given Anglo-Saxon names, they would be exceedingly traditional, like "Grace" or "Clarissa"), or a Queenslander, or some odd ex-pat Texan. Arleen. BWAHAHAHA.
All the Australians are too clean and shiny. Very American Television.
Oh, FUCK OFF. That was ALL? Talk about your f----in' tenterhooks. Now what am I supposed to do? When's the next episode come out, anyway?
Now, I KNOW there was someone on my flist talking about Lost and their predictions as to what was going to happen, and the Snicker bitch and Sayid and Kate an' all, WHO WAS IT? It wasn't
Next on Lost: We don't know, because they're just gonna show reruns for the next couple of weeks.
WHAAAAT?? NOOO!!113289
posts as I go, and they are tres amusinge. And I don't think it was
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Date: 2004-12-17 06:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-17 07:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-12-17 05:19 pm (UTC)I think the show comes back in January, not tooooo long.
As for blather, I have been thinking up lots of ideas.
Ethan is probably not Alex, I think he's part of an evil cult. The big metal thingi is probably a trap door to the underground cult hide out. The
dinosauris most likely Alan Dale, at least this is our theory.I'm going to put up some weird blather on
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Date: 2004-12-17 05:26 pm (UTC)...who is Alan Dale?
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Date: 2004-12-17 05:56 pm (UTC)Also 'the pregnant girl' is from Victoria, it's just the writers not oz-picking.