Dear Flist:

[changeling]

Please stop obsessing about Ian Thorpe. We all know (you think) he's hot. It's bad enough hearing about him all the time from our media outside of the Olympics. It was entertaining at first but is now getting repetitive. Please, please stop.

Yours,
D.
XX

P.S. Australia rocks. We kick your arses at medals per capita. Don't make us come over there and swim at you.

Comments

[buhfly.livejournal.com]

Bwah! *chomps* A swimmer biscuit? Did not you fall apart in water? *hides*

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Not. A. Biscuit! *glares*

(I have still yet to see this damn biscuit of DOOM you have in the US, y'know. Or taste, come to that.)

[buhfly.livejournal.com]

KFC biscuits are t3h yummeh. But I've discovered recently, Popeye's biscuits are even better.

Are you a Popeye's biscuit?

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Um... no?

[buhfly.livejournal.com]

You are so! *gobbles*

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

*RUNS* NOOOO!! Those are my thinky crumbs!

[buhfly.livejournal.com]

*leaves your thinky and proofready and posty bits* MWAHA! *nibbles*

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

But... but... *sad*

[buhfly.livejournal.com]

*cuddles your biscuitness*

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Aw! *leaves crumbs on your shirt*

[buhfly.livejournal.com]

Heeheehee. *sneaks some butter and honey near you*

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

They're soooo almost scones it's not funny. with gravy. Americans are strange.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

They are.

I'm tempted to find a recipe and make some to try for myself.

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

I'm 95% sure the american foods shop has mix for them.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid of that place. Last time I went I spent $50 on lollies. Also, I have no simoleons right now. Maybe after I start at Targé.

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sounds like a very good reason not to be going there.