Dear Flist:

[changeling]

Please stop obsessing about Ian Thorpe. We all know (you think) he's hot. It's bad enough hearing about him all the time from our media outside of the Olympics. It was entertaining at first but is now getting repetitive. Please, please stop.

Yours,
D.
XX

P.S. Australia rocks. We kick your arses at medals per capita. Don't make us come over there and swim at you.

Comments

[barrington.livejournal.com]

I can't decided if it's funny or horrifying that when I first read this letter, I thought it started "Dear Fist".

If it helps, I'm not a Thorpedophile. And yes, I just coined the greatest name ever given to any group of fans ever.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

*snerks* That's so wrong. All of it.