Putting the FUN back into fundamentalist!
Dec. 22nd, 2001 12:30 amBrunching Shuttlecocks. Go there.
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The Ten Question Purity Test
Thou hast scored only 10% pure. Thou suckest in the eyes of
thy Lord. Repent now or be cast into the lake of fire to whine
for all eternity.
Pride
I'm not sure how this one works. Is plain old everyday pride sinful or do you have to get into the realm of hubris before you're in trouble? Do you go to hell for saying "this is a pretty tasty three-bean salad I've made, if I do say so myself," or do you have to say "why, I bet this is a better three-bean salad than GOD could make"? And what about self-esteem? My high school counselors were always pushing self-esteem on me. Were they pawns of the Adversary? So many questions.
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The Ten Question Purity Test
Thou hast scored only 10% pure. Thou suckest in the eyes of
thy Lord. Repent now or be cast into the lake of fire to whine
for all eternity.
Pride
I'm not sure how this one works. Is plain old everyday pride sinful or do you have to get into the realm of hubris before you're in trouble? Do you go to hell for saying "this is a pretty tasty three-bean salad I've made, if I do say so myself," or do you have to say "why, I bet this is a better three-bean salad than GOD could make"? And what about self-esteem? My high school counselors were always pushing self-esteem on me. Were they pawns of the Adversary? So many questions.
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