(no subject)

[changeling]

I got woken up this morning at 6.30am by a whole big world of pain. Either someone's removed my appendix, spleen and kidneys in the night but didn't bother with the customary bath of ice, or yesterday's food is disagreeing with me. This seems like cheating, like a man coming back and saying, "And ANOTHER thing," four hours after he lost the argument.

OgodIwanttodie. I am never eating food again.


Where is one's spleen, anyway?

Comments

[chn-breathmint.livejournal.com]

Got tea? Drink it black, and strong, the tannic content will settle your belly.

- Mel

[semplice.livejournal.com]

It's down there... *gestures vaguely*
Okay, you caught me. Year 12 biology was a long time ago and I have no idea where my spleen is. *g*

[burningskyfire.livejournal.com]

The spleen is located on the left of the abdomen below the diaphragm.
(I'm amused... mum's supposed to be a nurse and when I asked her, she had very little idea. So I looked it up out of curiousity.)

[frzn-mmnt.livejournal.com]

Jacinta, you have too much time on your hands.

Get back to writing your novel.

[tycho.livejournal.com]

Below the diaphragm, slightly infront of the kidney, just right of the bowel, you can't possibly miss it.
... Alternatively, to put it Pratchett style :

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

I ended up looking it up, too. :)

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

I found it. Thanks for your concern...

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

It's not my stomach that's the problem. It's the lights. >_

[burningskyfire.livejournal.com]

*gigglefit*

[nailer.livejournal.com]

Where is one's spleen, anyway?

Well, yours is here. Sorry, I should have asked. Remind me and I'll hand it back at Tych's tomorrow.

[delirieuse.livejournal.com]

Ah, excellent. Thanks a bunch. *grins*