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changelingI want to try fingerwaving (the new No Doubt video did nothing to curb this), but the site I linked to talks about some sort of mythical lotion that one applies to the hair. I wonder what that translates to in modern, easy-to-find (and preferably cheap and supermarket stocked) hairdressing products.
And now for what is no doubt a stupid and ill-informed cosmetology (AHAHAHA I'm sorry, but the thought of anyone justifying hairdressing and makeup application as a science amuses me immensely.) comment:
Curling lotion? The fuck? I have curls. Why can't I use gel, instead of having to buy some sort of froofy curling lotion?
Further proof, I think you'll find, that I have two personalities: one is female, one is male. The male personality has severly beaten the female one until it submits. That's right, my brain is an abusive household.
Also, apparently cosmotologists are using the word "wiggery". I am immensely amused.
In case there are any "cosmotologists" reading this, or even non-cosmetologists who are easily offended (though why the hell you're reading my journal when I think that gallows humour is one of the finest forms of humour there is), let me explain. I'm not saying that cosmetology is necessarily a stupid and pointless profession. I understand that there has to be someone to distract our housewives. I just don't think you should be trying to justify it as a science. If you have to justify it, call it an art.
This is possible further proof why I should not be allowed near a keyboard while deliriously tired.
None of you seem to understand or appreciate how much I love this icon. <333
Hmm. I'm tired, and starting to lose the will to live. It must be bed time.
Every new person from my offline life that gets a livejournal is one more person I cannot speak uncharitably of without repercussions. Bum.
And now for what is no doubt a stupid and ill-informed cosmetology (AHAHAHA I'm sorry, but the thought of anyone justifying hairdressing and makeup application as a science amuses me immensely.) comment:
Curling lotion? The fuck? I have curls. Why can't I use gel, instead of having to buy some sort of froofy curling lotion?
Further proof, I think you'll find, that I have two personalities: one is female, one is male. The male personality has severly beaten the female one until it submits. That's right, my brain is an abusive household.
Also, apparently cosmotologists are using the word "wiggery". I am immensely amused.
In case there are any "cosmotologists" reading this, or even non-cosmetologists who are easily offended (though why the hell you're reading my journal when I think that gallows humour is one of the finest forms of humour there is), let me explain. I'm not saying that cosmetology is necessarily a stupid and pointless profession. I understand that there has to be someone to distract our housewives. I just don't think you should be trying to justify it as a science. If you have to justify it, call it an art.
This is possible further proof why I should not be allowed near a keyboard while deliriously tired.
None of you seem to understand or appreciate how much I love this icon. <333
Hmm. I'm tired, and starting to lose the will to live. It must be bed time.
Every new person from my offline life that gets a livejournal is one more person I cannot speak uncharitably of without repercussions. Bum.
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Date: 2003-11-26 08:56 am (UTC)Good luck!
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Date: 2003-11-27 05:57 am (UTC)