Fucking Fuck.

I am working manfully on my stupid editing assignment, but every time I look at the assignment sheet, there's something new I have to do. Currently I am trying to write an introduction to a guide to Melbourne's cafes, restaurants etc. I have:

Welcome to the first edition of Heartbeat. We’ve collected the very best of Melbourne’s heart – the CBD and Inner Suburbs. Inside you’ll find a guide to bars, cafes, restaurants, shops and attractions.

That's it. It's supposed to be 200-300 words long. What the fuck does one write for these things?

Then I have to write a fucking style sheet. Fuck.