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FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
Feb. 28th, 2005 10:24 pmDear new computer:
I hate you.
I hate you.
Please die.
Dear new operating system:
What. The. Shit. Why are you so retarded? Why do you make everything a big fuss? Why is the only way of doing things the slow, retarded-user friendly way? I hate you. This is why I refused to update after Windows 98.
Dear new Netscape:
It's not cute that every time I start a new tab, you refuse to put my pointer in the address bar. In fact, it's really pissing me off. I know I gave you my number, but I think you find, should you ever call, that it's the number of the Chinese food shop down the road from your place.
Edited to add:
Dear soundcard:
Why the fuck won't you work? I wined you, I dined you, I bought you a diamond necklace. Why won't you answer my calls, you bitch?
I hate you.
I hate you.
Please die.
Dear new operating system:
What. The. Shit. Why are you so retarded? Why do you make everything a big fuss? Why is the only way of doing things the slow, retarded-user friendly way? I hate you. This is why I refused to update after Windows 98.
Dear new Netscape:
It's not cute that every time I start a new tab, you refuse to put my pointer in the address bar. In fact, it's really pissing me off. I know I gave you my number, but I think you find, should you ever call, that it's the number of the Chinese food shop down the road from your place.
Edited to add:
Dear soundcard:
Why the fuck won't you work? I wined you, I dined you, I bought you a diamond necklace. Why won't you answer my calls, you bitch?