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Saw Garfield today. I'm a Garfield fan from way back (remember when Odie wasn't Jon's? Remember Jon's friend with the funny moustache? Yeah.), and I had kinda liked the trailer, so although I was prepared for disappointment, I wasn't quite prepared for the amount of suck Garfield contained. Jon was an imbecile, the plot was crap, the whole film was unfunny and the dialogue (mostly Garfield's, since he had most of the dialogue) was also crap.
SAMPLE ONLY:
Garfield: Look at me! I'm fat! I'm lazy! I'm fat and lazy! I like lasagne!
Everyone around him: Look at Garfield, he's so fat! Hahaha!
Anyway. Made dinner today. Made a crockpot soup that needed to be cooked for about 5 hours. Things I learnt: bacon cooked for 5 hours doesn't taste anything like the bacon I'm used to. And I don't like it. Next time I try ham hocks like one of the recipes suggested. Whatever ham hocks are.
Read on a website that I'm somewhat overweight. My BMI is apparently 27, when the healthy range is 20-25. I am so unfit. Also discovered that I am 5'2".
On a side note, when will you Americans switch to metric? It's really pissy having to convert things to the old measurements all the time. And don't try and pretend your way is superior. We don't have a base 12 number system. We have a base 10 number system. Imperial is lame. Also, you don't sound anywhere near as fat in metric. 66kg = 145lbs. See? Convert to metric and already you'll feel thinner!
In more positive news, I may not have Design & Layout tomorrow. In which case, I am planning on going swimming, as I won't know until I get there whether the class is on or not. I may go swimming regardless.
SAMPLE ONLY:
Garfield: Look at me! I'm fat! I'm lazy! I'm fat and lazy! I like lasagne!
Everyone around him: Look at Garfield, he's so fat! Hahaha!
Anyway. Made dinner today. Made a crockpot soup that needed to be cooked for about 5 hours. Things I learnt: bacon cooked for 5 hours doesn't taste anything like the bacon I'm used to. And I don't like it. Next time I try ham hocks like one of the recipes suggested. Whatever ham hocks are.
Read on a website that I'm somewhat overweight. My BMI is apparently 27, when the healthy range is 20-25. I am so unfit. Also discovered that I am 5'2".
On a side note, when will you Americans switch to metric? It's really pissy having to convert things to the old measurements all the time. And don't try and pretend your way is superior. We don't have a base 12 number system. We have a base 10 number system. Imperial is lame. Also, you don't sound anywhere near as fat in metric. 66kg = 145lbs. See? Convert to metric and already you'll feel thinner!
In more positive news, I may not have Design & Layout tomorrow. In which case, I am planning on going swimming, as I won't know until I get there whether the class is on or not. I may go swimming regardless.
