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I'm on a crusade to find out a bit about the Care Bears. Spawn of Satan though they are, I'm currently doing a comic starring one, and I never saw a single episode. Found this though:

The point of the whole deal is that there are these bears that live in the sky, and whenever a young boy or girl is sad or has stopped caring, the bears descend from said sky and maul the children. Well, it's less like "mauling" and more like "hugging," but the bears are only like 2 feet tall anyway. I'd like to pretend there are bigger Care Bears that descend from the sky and slice open the bellies of sex offenders and stuff, but I guess they don't make "sorry you got raped" greeting cards.
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Reasons Why I Hate RealPlayer

1. It is impossible to watch a streaming video without having a complete lack of video/audio synch, no matter how fast your connection nor how small the movie.

2. Being forced to watch stills of a movie while I can hear the audio because of said bad streaming.

3. Quicktime allows you to fully download the video before playing a streamed movie, thusly reducing enormously amount of movie-still watching.

4. Takes too damn long for program to open.

5. Keeps nagging me to buy the full version of a crappy program I hate in the first place.

6. It won't go away...

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You know what? Nor is kinda a stupid word. I bet it started out as a joke.

COLERIDGE: You wanna go to the opera or the theatre tonight?

SHELLEY: I don't care. Either or. You choose.

COLERIDGE: Hurry up and decide or otherwise we'll go to neither nor. Geddit? Geddit?

SHELLEY: Uh...sure...

Shelley backs away from Coleridge who's working himself up into a serious drug-induced gigglefit.

Having just written that, I have decided that what the word needs more of is Coleridge/Shelley slash.

Either that, or I could start having more than four hours sleep a night.

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Take the Eliteness Quiz Today!

Um, HOW? I use Windows for fuck's sake. I can't even remember the technical specifications of my PC!! I mean, yes I've been on computers longer than I can remember, but I still do not know a single programming language. *cries in shame at her lack of computer geekiness*

You know what? I don't care how much of a try-hard geek it thinks I am. I got the Matthew Lillard answer. Go me.




Sigh. Am I the only person who would jump Jane given about two minutes were she a real person? Hmm. Could probably have phrased that better. *shrugs*

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Have actually started reading The Magician by Raymond E. Feist, due to much insistance from Liam.

"Still, it must be made clear that at the time, the only reason Tomas managed to bloody my nose is that during our fight he had an unfair advantage."
Pug looked at Roland through bleary eyes and said, "What unfair advantage?"
Roland put his finger to his lips indicating secrecy, then said, "He was winning."

Is it just me, or could you replace the names Tomas, Pug and Roland with Mikhael, Harley and Tybalt and have this suddenly be even more entertaining.

Okay, maybe I'm the only one who's convinced Roland's channelling Tybalt here.

Nevermind.