NONONONONONONONO

My boss has just sent me an email about Book B. The author has just sent a list of the order the birds should go in, so that the new and old material is admixed!

There are not enough synonyms for 'no' in the English language. The book is freaking well TYPESET already. It was due to go to the printer by the end of last month!!! It's just waiting on me to finish the SIXTY bloody maps! I don't want to waste another day rejigging the entire page order!

This is IT. This has TORN IT. Tonight I'm going to start applying for new jobs. Babe, want to help?

SUCK

I am so miserable about the whole work-suckiness that I demanded vegan yum cha for dinner. (I would have settled just for some dumplings ...) My girlfriend denies me. Wah!

I need to have a birthday, stat, so I have an excuse to go out for Chinese.