I think I can taste some garlic from the hummus at lunchtime...

1: name: Jellylorum Alonzo Fearless MacNabb
2: age: Cubist

have you ever....
3: been kissed? Yes.
4: done drugs? No.
5: eaten an entire box of Oreos? Ys. Those things are sodding addictive.
6: been on stage? Yes. mmm...yes. (<--stage freak!!)
7: dumped someone else? Yes
8: gotten in a car accident? No.
9: been in love? *sigh*

favorites...
10: Shampoo: The watermelon flavoured one in a clear bottle.
11: toothpaste: Colgate Total, I guess. I'm not really fussy.
12: soap: Cinnamon
13: type of soup: pumpkin (yay, Thresherman's!) or pork ramen (go the funky japanese "noodle bar" ito (?) on collins or bourke st)
14: room in your house: mine
15: instrument: Voice, clarinet (that I can play) guitar (cos it's so useful), cello, double bass.

either/or...
16: Coffee or hot chocolate? Hot chocolate. Can't stomach coffee. With marshmellows for preference.
17: Big or little? For what? *looks puzzled*
18: Lace or satin? Mef. Cotton. Satin's *stupid*. the comfy smooth side is on the *outside*. Hmm. or velvet.
19: New or old? For what? I like old music & new music. Old mobile phones are a pain in the backside, as are old 'puters. Old furniture is often veery cool.
20: Neve Campbell or Jennifer Love Hewitt? Neve. Duh.
21: Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? Brad, I spose. (But Paul's worth twenty of either of them!)
22: Vogue or Material Girl? Vogue. *Everyone* likes to be a ditz and "strike a pose". Well, I do. But then I've raised dorkiness to an artform. (hence why I'm doing an Arts degree. Duh!)
23: Jeans or cords? Cords. But my cords are wearing thin... :(
24: Sweater or sweatshirt? Sweater, indeed. Silly americans. It's a *jumper*. Hmmm. What's the difference between a sweatshirt and a sweater? I think I'm lost without a translater. ("In America, they haven't used {English} for years." - My Fair Lady)
25: T shirt or tank top? Uhh....t-shirt. (I think I'm getting out of my depth here...Hey, does anyone else remember that rather odd series that had some guy called T-Shirt as a character? and T-Bag? Hmm.)
26: Skirt or dress? Skirt
27: Wool or cotton? Cotton.
28: Rose or Lily? Lily
29: The way it is or the way it was? Hmm. My way.
30: Oldies or pop? Blech, pop. Alternative. And Oldies.
31: Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No. *sob*
32: Do you have a best friend? Yep.

In the last 24 hours, have you...
33: Cried? No.
34: Helped someone? Nope. Slept for 16 of them. well, less than that now, cos it's 1am.
35: Bought something? Nope. Literally haven't been out of the house all day.
36: Gotten sick? *am* sick. grr. but just a little, at least.
37: Gone to the movies? No. :(
38: Gone out for dinner? Nope. See ans #35.
39: Said "I love you"? No. :(
40: Written a real letter? *laughs*
41: Moved on? *raises eyebrow questioningly* in what way?
42: Talked to an ex? No.
43: Missed an ex? No. Haven't thought about them in the last 24 hours.
44: Written in a journal? Hmmmm.... No (blatant lie)
45: Talked to someone you have a crush on? No...she wasn't home and her voicemail didn't pick up, and she didn't respond to my text message. :(
46: Had a serious talk? No. All contact today has been 1) with the television (unusual for me...oh, Fry & Laurie in Jeeves & Wooster!) 2) on the internet (and nat had about 5 mins on icq with me) 3) in my dreams (can't remember them now, dammit 4) with my surly sister who was chucking a hissyfit that I didn't make *proper* dinner, and who subsequently dropped her pie on the floor. *sigh*
47: Missed someone? Yes, but it's pathetic. Spoke to her Saturday night, on Sunday (I think) on Monday briefly, and will see her Thursday. I'm starting to worry that I'm getting obsessed with obsession. *raises eyebrow* still, it's a hobby.
48: Hugged someone? No. :(
49: Fought with your parents? Nope.
50: Fought with a friend? Not in last 24 hours

Do you......
51: Wear eye shadow? Occasionally. VERY occasionally.
52: Put on a "front"? Definitely. Am not a compadre and very similar to a close friend nicked "Man of 1000 Facades" for nothing.
53: Kiss on the first date? If I got one honey, I would.
54: Have a crush on someone? *sigh*
55: Eat with your mouth open? Not unless I can't breathe through my nose. Well, I don't notice if I'm doing it, anyway. Don't *think* I do.
56: If you got a tattoo, where would you get it, and what would it be? Am thinking about a celtic knotwork loop around upper arm, or possibly on a shoulderblade.
57: What color is your floor/carpet in your room? brown. Was old and manky when I moved in.
58: What was the last CD you bought? *thinks* Flanders & Swann for Dunni, Moulin Rouge for myself.
59: How did you spend last summer? Working. Meh. Spent two days in Warrnambool with Laim. Yay!
60: When's the last time you showered? Hmm. Yesterday, I think. I'm pretty sure. Oh, god, what day is it?? Wednesday I think. Pretty sure it was yesterday.
61: Are you tired? Nope. Wide awake. Blame approx 16 hours sleep. Am feeling a bit wired.
62: Are you lonely? No. Am mostly feeling blank...my general I-feel-like-I'm-on-a-caffiene-high perkiness (*shudder*) is being cancelled by my mournful yearnings.
63: Are you happy? See above.
64: Are you wearing pajamas? No. Yay! Did not spend day in pajamas, as is often wont. Be excited!!
65: Are you talking to someone online? No, I only really speak to Nat on icq now, and she's in bed. :(

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Woohoo! How cool are roshi's little squarish pale faces?
I'm spiffed.

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*rolls tongue*

Just FYI.

Hmm. I'm getting all of the far-too-damn-tired stupidity, while still being too wired to go spend some time with the Dream King.

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Hmm. Just downloaded Science Fiction by...Me First and the Gimme Gimmes. It's like seeing your best friend...well, doing something really uncharacteristic. (I know that's a really, really lame analogy. But believe me, you don't want to know the original.)

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9) If I was to sing little children's songs, repeatedly, would you (Sit and Listen) or (Go
Away)?

I'd retaliate by singing the Lost Songs of Gilbert and Sullivan. You know what I'm talking about...

Gilbert and Sullivan! chkum, chkum, chkum...

dammit, why is there no "evil" emotion??

Okay, it's 1.32 in the morning, and we all know what that means....

...That's right! Obligatory and rather pointless confession time!!

Just because I'm sober doesn't mean I can't discuss really stupid...


....whoah. I was just brought down BIG time. All it took from was an icq message from my best friend reminding me that I *still* haven't got a second actor for my TWO ACTOR PLAY!! (Two actors have already bombed on me...both with the same part.) I now have till Saturday to find a second actor. This is REALLY REALLY bad.

Damn. Now I'm bummed.

I hate this. I'm switching off icq. Meh.

RANDOM QUOTE:
"I called him a foofy haired trotting nonce and asked to try his raspberry cheesecake." - K.Sandra

Heh heh...did a Vampire: The Maskerade game with (dammit, masquerade...stupid Terry Pratchett) Game with Tych and Nat. Nat was StoryTeller & accused Tych & me of being "quoters". I'm a quoter in real life as well, dammit! It's an obsession...no, more a compulsion. Most of the time it's not even deliberate...same with songs. Lots of things people do will trigger off a line from a song or a title in my head....nef. I don't mind, but I'm sure it drives people up the wall.

Hmm. Saw "The Making of the Video" on Mtv today. Was Lady Marmalade, Moulin Rouge version. I *loved* Moulin Rouge, wut was somewhat indifferent to the song. But having seen a little more (hem, hem) of the artists than before, I've decided Pink is very, very snuggable. So there.

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PS I don't really mean it, Terry. You're my god, really.

mmm

Well, along with Neil.

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How creepy is it that Adam's Song makes me feel upbeat? It's such a funky song and yet...so much pain. Neff.

Hmm. I suddenly have a great desire to hear Victoria Wood's intense English accent. And no, I don't know which area she's from. I've forgotten.

I love Moulin Rouge. Wanna see it again.

And I want to be in the cinema with it on another time, making out with a particular lovely in the back row. *winks*



Hmm. Am actually starting to feel sleepy.

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Heh. Everyone is doing theSpark's gay test. I find it amusinge. (Like "housinge" in the Monty Python sketch "Eric the Half-a-Bee"...I told you I was a compulsive quoter! Or at least referencer)

Hmm. I'm cold again. This sucks. I'm always in the house when no-one else is (or at least is conscious for) and so central heating is always turned off. And I'm cold again. Well, my hands are cold. Rest of me in warm clothing. Even put on my fluffy slippers for my poor feet.

Not...the fluffy slippers!!!

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I love Dorothy Porter's verse novels. I've read two so far, The Monkey's Mask, and ... the other one that I can't remember the title of, nor can I find...but it's set in an insane asylum.

Partly, anyway.

Mwaha! Found it under one of the *other* books on my desk. 'Tis called What a piece of work.

Tres shibby.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

Thank you.

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Oh dear.

I've just stayed up late enough for the central heating to come on (ie just before everyone else gets up)

I think I'll go to sleep now.

But I don't wanna! I'm not tired!